Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\989173.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, June 08, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 2 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
My Cousin covers up.
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+My Cousin catches Dorkness 2 with a solid hook to the face.
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+Dorkness 2 pounds My Cousin with a light left to the face.
+Dorkness 2 takes charge with a series of loud shots to the head.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a flurry of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 2 throws a series of right crosses to the temple, but My Cousin beats a hasty retreat.
+My Cousin wakes up the fans with a pair of stinging shots to the face. Dorkness 2 laughs!
+Dorkness 2 punches My Cousin with a volley of quick uppercuts to the chin!!
Dorkness 2 lands a devestating haymaker and My Cousin's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!
My Cousin doesn't even want to rest!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!
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