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            Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\909680.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Heavy Dork Boom I defeated Joe Squash by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Tuesday, September 17, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is Heavy Dork Boom I!!
 In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is Joe Squash!!
 
 The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
 
 ROUND 1
 
 Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
 
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 +Boom I hits with a pair of blows to the temple!
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 -Boom I tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
 +Squash hits with Boom I with a bite to the ear!   The audience is howling!
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 +Squash solidly lands a pair of stinging punches to the nose!   Boom I retreats to the far corner.
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 
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 +Boom I grazes Squash with an elbow!   The Ref mus be blind!
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 +Squash lands a series of light punches to the chin.
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 +Squash wakes up the fans with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose.
 -Boom I paws a volley of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 
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 +Boom I hits with a loud left to the temple.
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 +Squash hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
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 BELL
 
 According to the commentator:
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I landed 12 of 23 punches, and Joe Squash landed 23 of 30 punches.
 
 Joe Squash won the round 10-9
 
 Joe Squash is winning the fight 10-9
 
 
 Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
 
 Squash doesn't want to stop fighting!
 
 
 
 ROUND 2
 
 Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
 
 -Squash launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 +Squash connects with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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 -Squash tries a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I escapes.
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 +Squash smashes Boom I with a volley of vicious shots to the ribs.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 +Squash hits with a stiff jab to the solar plexus.
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 -Boom I probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Squash escapes.
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 +Boom I scores with a volley of heavy blows to the chest.
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 BELL
 
 According to the commentator:
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I landed 7 of 15 punches, and Joe Squash landed 18 of 32 punches.
 
 Joe Squash won the round 10-9
 
 Joe Squash is winning the fight 20-18
 
 
 Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
 
 Squash doesn't even want to rest!
 
 
 
 ROUND 3
 
 Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
 
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 +Squash hits with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 +Squash pokes Boom I with a volley of punches to the chest!
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 
 +Squash punches Boom I with a volley of punches to the ribs!
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 +Boom I throws a flurry of light punches to the chest.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 -Boom I probes with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 -Boom I charges with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Squash ducks.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 
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 +Boom I punches Squash with a strong hook to the ribs.   Squash covers up.
 
 BELL
 
 According to the commentator:
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I landed 10 of 23 punches, and Joe Squash landed 17 of 32 punches.
 
 Joe Squash won the round 10-9
 
 Joe Squash is winning the fight 30-27
 
 
 Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
 
 Squash remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
 
 
 
 ROUND 4
 
 Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
 
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 -Boom I attempts a volley of left shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 +Squash thumps Boom I with a series of punches to the ribs.
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 +Boom I tosses a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 
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 +Boom I tattoos Squash with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 +Squash punches Boom I with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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 +Squash hits with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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 -Squash paws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Boom I stays away from it.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 -Boom I probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but misses.
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 -Boom I probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Squash covers himself well.
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 -Squash launches a series of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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 BELL
 
 According to the commentator:
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I landed 11 of 25 punches, and Joe Squash landed 19 of 35 punches.
 
 Joe Squash won the round 10-9
 
 Joe Squash is winning the fight 40-36
 
 
 Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
 
 Squash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
 
 
 
 ROUND 5
 
 Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 
 Boom I tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
 Boom I tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 +Squash hits with a barrage of light blows to the head.
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 -Squash lashes out with a volley of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 +Boom I takes charge with a series of nice shots to the chest.
 -Squash probes with a series of blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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 +Boom I connects with a uppercut to the chest.
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 Boom I tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
 
 Boom I tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 +Boom I nails Squash with a hook to the chest.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 +Squash lands a pair of blows to the head.
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 Boom I tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
 
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 Boom I tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
 Boom I tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 BELL
 
 According to the commentator:
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I landed 17 of 33 punches, and Joe Squash landed 12 of 22 punches.
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
 
 Joe Squash is winning the fight 49-46
 
 
 Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
 
 Squash is obviously tired.
 
 
 
 ROUND 6
 
 Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
 
 -Boom I throws a series of left blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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 +Boom I hits with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 -Boom I throws a series of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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 -Squash charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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 +Squash fires a volley of powerful punches to the face.   Boom I covers up.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 +Boom I solidly lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
 -Boom I throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but Squash quickly backs away.
 +Squash shakes Boom I with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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 +Squash lands a series of glancing punches to the mouth.   Boom I seems wobbly!
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 BELL
 
 According to the commentator:
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I landed 14 of 34 punches, and Joe Squash landed 14 of 23 punches.
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
 
 Joe Squash is winning the fight 58-56
 
 
 Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
 
 Squash is obviously tired.
 
 
 
 ROUND 7
 
 Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
 
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 -Boom I lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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 +Boom I fires a loud jab to the chest.
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 +Squash staggers Boom I with a barrage of light punches to the head.
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 +Boom I punches Squash with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 -Squash launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Boom I escapes.
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 -Boom I probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Squash hides behind his gloves.
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 -Boom I throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Squash ducks.
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 +Squash hits with a right to the temple.
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 +Boom I attacks with a series of blows to the chest.   Squash backpedals to his own corner.
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 +Squash stuns Boom I with a straight right to the eye.
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 BELL
 
 According to the commentator:
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I landed 20 of 41 punches, and Joe Squash landed 23 of 29 punches.
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
 
 Joe Squash is winning the fight 67-66
 
 
 Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
 
 Squash is obviously tired.
 
 
 
 ROUND 8
 
 Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
 
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 -Boom I fires a left right to the chest, but falls short.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 -Squash attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
 +Boom I connects with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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 -Boom I throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
 +Boom I strikes with a flurry of punches to the chest!!   Squash laughs!
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 -Squash lunges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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 -Boom I lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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 +Boom I clocks Squash with a nice right to the solar plexus.   Squash ignores it.
 +Squash hits with a series of strong punches to the temple.
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 +Squash attacks with a flurry of quick punches to the eye.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 BELL
 
 According to the commentator:
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I landed 15 of 30 punches, and Joe Squash landed 16 of 34 punches.
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
 
 This fight is too close to call.
 
 
 Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
 
 Squash is slowing down.
 
 
 
 ROUND 9
 
 Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
 
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 +Squash drills Boom I with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus!!
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 -Boom I tries to land a volley of left shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 +Squash punches Boom I with a pair of punches to the stomach.
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 +Boom I lands a pair of blows to the chest!!
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 -Squash lunges with a series of punches to the chin, but Boom I stays away from it.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 -Squash tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
 +Squash catches Boom I with a stiff cross to the chest.
 -Squash tries to land a jab to the face, but Boom I leaps aside.
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 -Boom I launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Squash deftly avoits it.
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 BELL
 
 According to the commentator:
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I landed 10 of 22 punches, and Joe Squash landed 15 of 33 punches.
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I is winning the fight 86-85
 
 
 Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
 
 Squash is slowing down.
 
 
 
 ROUND 10
 
 Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
 
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 +Boom I lands a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 -Squash launches a volley of left punches to the eye, but Boom I stays away from it.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 +Squash slams Boom I with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.   Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 -Squash probes with a series of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
 +Boom I hammers Squash with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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 -Boom I lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
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 +Squash shakes Boom I with a series of punches to the jaw!
 -Squash tries a flurry of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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 -Boom I fires a series of blows to the chest, but Squash covers himself well.
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 BELL
 
 According to the commentator:
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I landed 11 of 25 punches, and Joe Squash landed 14 of 31 punches.
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I is winning the fight 96-94
 
 
 Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
 
 Squash looks exhausted.
 
 
 
 ROUND 11
 
 Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
 
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 -Boom I launches a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Squash leaps aside.
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 +Boom I pops Squash with a uppercut to the chest!   Squash hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 +Squash nails Boom I with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.
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 -Squash attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Boom I escapes.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 -Boom I fires a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Squash ducks.
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 +Squash staggers Boom I with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
 -Squash lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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 +Boom I lands a light right to the stomach.
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 -Squash tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Boom I hides behind his gloves.
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 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 -Squash launches a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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 BELL
 
 According to the commentator:
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I landed 12 of 22 punches, and Joe Squash landed 13 of 31 punches.
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I is winning the fight 106-103
 
 
 Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
 
 Squash looks exhausted.
 
 
 
 ROUND 12
 
 Boom I is brawling. (inside)
 Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
 
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 +Boom I tosses a volley of shots to the mouth.
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 +Squash punches Boom I with a stinging straight right to the chin.
 -Squash launches a pair of punches to the face, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
 +Boom I drills Squash with a volley of punches to the nose.
 Boom I lands a devestating right cross to the jaw and Squash's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
 
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 Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
 +Boom I wakes up the fans with a roundhouse to the jaw.
 Boom I lands a ferocious punch in the nose and Squash's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
 
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 Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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 +Squash connects with a volley of commanding punches to the nose.
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 +Boom I hits with a series of painful blows to the mouth.
 +Squash smashes Boom I with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
 +Boom I smashes Squash with a barrage of vicious blows to the temple.
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 +Boom I tags Squash with a flurry of blows to the chin.   Squash hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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 -Boom I attacks with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Squash ties him up.
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 +Squash connects with a volley of vicious blows to the chin.
 -Boom I lunges with a flurry of right blows to the head, but Squash beats a hasty retreat.
 + The fighters exchange blows to the jaw.
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 +Boom I grazes Squash with a flurry of glancing shots to the jaw.
 Boom I lands a tremendous right blow to the temple and Squash collapses!!
 
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 He's Out!
 Heavy Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
 
 BELL
 Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
 
 Squash collapses limply onto his stool.  He has swelling above the right eye.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
 
 Round 1: Joe Squash 10-9
 Round 2: Joe Squash 10-9
 Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9
 Round 4: Joe Squash 10-9
 Round 5: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 6: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 7: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 8: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 9: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 10: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 11: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 
 
 Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
 
 Round 1: Joe Squash 10-9
 Round 2: Joe Squash 10-9
 Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9
 Round 4: Joe Squash 10-9
 Round 5: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 6: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 7: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 8: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 9: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 10: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 11: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 
 
 Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
 
 Round 1: Joe Squash 10-9
 Round 2: Joe Squash 10-9
 Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9
 Round 4: Joe Squash 10-9
 Round 5: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 6: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 7: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 8: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 9: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 10: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 Round 11: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
 
 Heavy Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
 
 
 
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