| Public Fight Report 
        
            (Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated Squeezer 5 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Saturday, October 25, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
 In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 192 pounds (87 kilograms) is Squeezer 5!!
 
 The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
 
 ROUND 1
 
 Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 Squeezer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 
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 Boom I tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
 +Boom I hits with a quick hook to the chin.
 Boom I lands a brutal cross to the jaw and Squeezer drops like a stone!!
 
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 Squeezer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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 +Boom I clocks Squeezer with a volley of hard shots to the chin.
 Boom I lands a lightning left uppercut and Squeezer is knocked down!!
 
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 He's Out!
 Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
 
 BELL
 Boom I is slowing down.
 
 Squeezer can't remember which corner is his.  He has cut above the left eye.  He has swelling above the left eye.
 
 
 
 
 
 Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
 
 
 
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