Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) "Balanced" Ben Zobrist defeated Cruiser Dork Boom I by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.Match Saturday, September 6, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 197 pounds (89 kilograms) is "Balanced" Ben Zobrist!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Balanced attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but Boom I quickly backs away.
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+Balanced jolts Boom I with a right to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I annoys Balanced with a powerful cross to the head. Balanced quickly recovers.
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+Balanced hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple! Boom I ignores it.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I hits with a jab to the face.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 24 punches, and "Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 13 of 32 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Balanced doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Balanced ties him up.
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+Balanced hurts Boom I with a left to the chest.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced attacks with a series of left punches to the chest, but Boom I leaps aside.
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+Boom I catches Balanced with a stiff right to the stomach. Balanced is hurt!
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced probes with a left cross to the solar plexus, but Boom I takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 6 of 15 punches, and "Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 9 of 35 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-18
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Balanced doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Balanced attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Boom I ties him up.
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+Balanced tattoos Boom I with a flurry of punches to the eye!
-Boom I tries a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hurts Balanced with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus!!
-Boom I attempts a volley of left blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Boom I probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Balanced escapes.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced connects with a barrage of heavy shots to the nose!
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 9 of 22 punches, and "Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 13 of 36 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 30-27
Boom I is slowing down.
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Balanced wakes up the fans with a solid straight right to the head!!
-Balanced lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I thumps Balanced with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Balanced covers himself well.
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+Balanced slams Boom I with a jab to the eye.
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+Balanced lands a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus!
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-Balanced launches a flurry of left punches to the head, but Boom I takes it in the forearms.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 8 of 25 punches, and "Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 13 of 30 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 40-37
Boom I collapses limply onto his stool.
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced fires a painful jab to the mouth!!
-Boom I probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Boom I throws a right jab to the chest, but Balanced covers himself well.
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+Balanced solidly lands a flurry of punches to the jaw. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Boom I charges with a left straight right to the stomach, but Balanced backs out of it.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced charges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Boom I covers himself well.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced lashes out with a flurry of furious punches to the chin. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I throws a volley of blows to the chest, but Balanced ties him up.
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-Balanced tries to land a pair of blows to the nose, but Boom I narrowly avoids it
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-Balanced throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Boom I hits Balanced with a flurry of vicious blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 5 of 24 punches, and "Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 20 of 42 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 49-47
Boom I receives medical attention from his trainer.
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Balanced punches Boom I with a volley of off balance punches to the head. Boom I covers up.
-Balanced attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Boom I ducks.
+Balanced pokes Boom I with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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-Boom I lunges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Balanced stays away from it.
-Balanced attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Balanced steps aside.
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+Balanced pops Boom I with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Boom I covers up.
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-Balanced paws a series of left punches to the head, but Boom I stays away from it.
-Boom I charges with a hook to the solar plexus, but Balanced stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 4 of 23 punches, and "Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 19 of 41 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 58-57
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Balanced fires a flurry of punches to the nose!
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+Balanced drills Boom I with a flurry of stinging punches to the head!!
+Balanced rocks Boom I with a series of solid punches to the nose.
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-Boom I tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Balanced covers himself well.
-Balanced lunges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Boom I ties him up.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Balanced throws a sweeping right to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Balanced suprises Boom I with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Boom I falls against the ropes!
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced belts Boom I with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
-Boom I probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Balanced backs out of it.
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-Boom I lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced connects with a pair of solid shots to the head. Balanced is raining blows! Boom I begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist wins by a technical knockout!
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