Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Pablo "Siri" Solis by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Wednesday, September 3, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Pablo "Siri" Solis!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Siri jars Dorkness 4 with a volley of blows to the eye.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Siri annoys Dorkness 4 with a volley of painful punches to the face.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of light shots to the chest!! Siri shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkness 4 lands a cruel cross to the jaw and Siri's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Siri struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lands a sudden punch in the nose and Siri goes down!!
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Siri struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Siri stays away from it.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 stuns Siri with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 strikes with a pair of strong blows to the ribs. Siri doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-7
Siri is obviously tired.
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Siri hits with a jab to the mouth. Dorkness 4 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 4 scores with a series of wild punches to the chest.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Siri lashes out with a volley of blows to the temple. Dorkness 4 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 rocks Siri with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lands a well placed right smash to the jaw and Siri goes down!!
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Siri struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Siri with a flurry of punches to the chest.
Dorkness 4 lands a sudden smash to the jaw and Siri collapses!!
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Siri struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-14
Siri collapses limply onto his stool.
Dorkness 4 is slowing down.
ROUND 3
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Siri lashes out with a series of loud shots to the ribs!! Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of blows to the stomach, but Siri ducks.
+Siri pummels Dorkness 4 with a volley of shots to the temple.
Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 fires a barrage of shots to the ribs.
Dorkness 4 lands a resounding blow to the head and Siri is flattened!!
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Siri struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Siri with a light cross to the stomach!
Dorkness 4 lands a tremendous punch in the nose and Siri hurtles to the canvas!!
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Siri struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a nasty hook to the chest. Dorkness 4 drops his guard and pounds away! Siri's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Siri can't remember which corner is his.
Dorkness 4 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!
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