Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) LANKY BANGZ defeated Sam I Am Not by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Thursday, July 31, 2025In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is LANKY BANGZ!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Sam I Am Not!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Bangz backpedals and jabs.
Sam I Am Not comes out fighting.
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+Bangz annoys Sam I Am Not with a barrage of vicious shots to the mouth. Sam I Am Not gets mad!
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+Bangz annoys Sam I Am Not with a barrage of blows to the eye.
-Sam I Am Not fires a series of right shots to the head, but Bangz ties him up.
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+Bangz scores with a jab to the face!
Bangz lands a terrific left cross to the jaw and Sam I Am Not is knocked off his feet!!
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Sam I Am Not struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bangz slams Sam I Am Not with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
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+Bangz hits Sam I Am Not with a nasty cross to the face!! Sam I Am Not sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Sam I Am Not probes with a volley of right blows to the head, but Bangz narrowly avoids it
+Sam I Am Not shakes Bangz with a barrage of blows to the jaw. Bangz doesn't seem bothered.
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-Sam I Am Not fires a left cross to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Bangz pounds Sam I Am Not with a barrage of strong punches to the head.
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+Bangz smacks Sam I Am Not with a barrage of mean blows to the chin.
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+Sam I Am Not hits Bangz with a roundhouse to the temple. Bangz falls against the ropes!
+Bangz catches Sam I Am Not with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
LANKY BANGZ landed 32 of 32 punches, and Sam I Am Not landed 7 of 33 punches.
LANKY BANGZ won the round 10-8
LANKY BANGZ is winning the fight 10-8
Bangz doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sam I Am Not is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Bangz backpedals and jabs.
Sam I Am Not comes out fighting.
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-Sam I Am Not attempts a series of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Sam I Am Not tries a series of right punches to the head, but Bangz deftly avoits it.
+Bangz fires a series of punches to the ribs.
+Bangz whacks Sam I Am Not with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Bangz takes charge with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Sam I Am Not tries a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but Bangz quickly backs away.
+Bangz belts Sam I Am Not with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Sam I Am Not sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Sam I Am Not fires a jab to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Sam I Am Not fires a pair of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Bangz hits Sam I Am Not with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach. Sam I Am Not sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Sam I Am Not lashes out with a hook to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Bangz annoys Sam I Am Not with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LANKY BANGZ landed 32 of 32 punches, and Sam I Am Not landed 4 of 30 punches.
LANKY BANGZ won the round 10-9
LANKY BANGZ is winning the fight 20-17
Bangz doesn't even want to rest!
Sam I Am Not can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 3
Bangz backpedals and jabs.
Sam I Am Not comes out fighting.
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-Sam I Am Not throws a barrage of shots to the face, but goes wide.
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+Bangz jars Sam I Am Not with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Bangz wallops Sam I Am Not with a volley of wild punches to the jaw. Bangz smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Sam I Am Not is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
LANKY BANGZ wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Bangz doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sam I Am Not can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: LANKY BANGZ 10-8
Round 2: LANKY BANGZ 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: LANKY BANGZ 10-8
Round 2: LANKY BANGZ 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: LANKY BANGZ 10-8
Round 2: LANKY BANGZ 10-9
LANKY BANGZ wins by a technical knockout!
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