Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Skinny Balink by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, July 7, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 pummels Balink with a flurry of nasty punches to the face. Balink quickly recovers.
Dorkness 1 lands a bone crushing uppercut and Balink hurtles to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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