Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated BAMF Strawizzle 7 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, June 30, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 7!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Strawizzle 7 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Boom I hits with a series of strong combinations to the temple. Strawizzle 7 seems wobbly!
Boom I lands a tremendous left smash to the jaw and Strawizzle 7 goes down!!
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Strawizzle 7 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Strawizzle 7 throws a pair of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
+Boom I jars Strawizzle 7 with a nasty left to the face.
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+Boom I drills Strawizzle 7 with a pair of combinations to the nose.
+Boom I tosses a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Strawizzle 7 smacks Boom I with a uppercut to the chest.
Strawizzle 7 lands a resounding haymaker and Boom I's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I grazes Strawizzle 7 with a series of loud combinations to the chin.
Boom I lands a ferocious blow to the head and Strawizzle 7's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Strawizzle 7 is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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