Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by disqualification in round 1.Match Monday, June 30, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of blows to the chin. Dine&dash sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkness 1 lands a decisive hook and Dine&dash falls senseless!!
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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dine&dash belts Dorkness 1 with a barrage of painful blows to the head!
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a hard left to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Dine&dash with a volley of combinations to the face.
Dorkness 1 lands a vicious left cross to the jaw and Dine&dash falls to the canvas!!
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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dine&dash pounds Dorkness 1 with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable!
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of strong combinations to the jaw!!
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+Dorkness 1 punches Dine&dash with a hard jab to the jaw.
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+Dine&dash shakes Dorkness 1 with a series of blows to the nose.
Dine&dash lands a quick blow to the head and Dorkness 1 lands flat on his back!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Dine&dash with a barrage of quick combinations to the eye.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Dine&dash narrowly avoids it
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 lands Dine&dash with an illegal kidney punch! Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle seems unable to continue the bout! The referee halts the bout!
Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Dine&dash looks exhausted.
Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle wins by a foul!
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