Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) "Balanced" Ben Zobrist defeated Cruiser Dork Boom I by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Saturday, June 28, 2025In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 197 pounds (89 kilograms) is "Balanced" Ben Zobrist!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Boom I hits Balanced with a volley of light blows to the temple!
-Balanced throws a volley of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Balanced thumps Boom I with a series of punches to the temple.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced charges with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but misses completely.
-Balanced throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
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+Boom I grazes Balanced with a pair of blows to the chin.
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-Boom I tries a pair of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced slams Boom I with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 13 of 32 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 14 of 24 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9
Balanced doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Balanced charges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I annoys Balanced with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Balanced nails Boom I with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Balanced probes with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 10 of 32 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 8 of 16 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-18
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Balanced takes it in the forearms.
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+Boom I pounds Balanced with a pair of blows to the chest.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced fires a volley of heavy punches to the face. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced throws a flurry of nasty shots to the eye!
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-Balanced attacks with a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Boom I throws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Balanced quickly backs away.
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-Balanced attempts a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Boom I leaps aside.
-Balanced tries a cross to the temple, but Boom I hides behind his gloves.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 11 of 33 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 23 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 30-27
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Boom I is slowing down.
ROUND 4
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Balanced catches Boom I with a heavy right to the chin.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced charges with a series of punches to the nose, but Boom I ducks just in time.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I launches a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Balanced blocks.
-Boom I attacks with a left straight right to the ribs, but Balanced steps aside.
+Boom I tags Balanced with a series of stiff blows to the ribs. Balanced seems wobbly!
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced paws a series of right blows to the chest, but Boom I ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 13 of 33 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 8 of 24 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 40-36
Balanced grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Boom I looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Balanced charges with a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Balanced lands a flurry of solid punches to the head.
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-Balanced throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Boom I smacks Balanced with a flurry of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Balanced leaps aside.
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-Boom I throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Balanced beats a hasty retreat.
-Boom I attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Balanced tosses a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Balanced tries to land a sweeping right to the jaw, but goes wide.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 18 of 40 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 5 of 26 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 49-46
Balanced grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Boom I collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 6
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced whacks Boom I with a commanding jab to the mouth! Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
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-Boom I launches a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced fires a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Boom I ties him up.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a pair of left blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Balanced throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
+Balanced whacks Boom I with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I throws a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Balanced ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 18 of 42 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 5 of 23 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 58-56
Balanced grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Boom I receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 7
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Boom I launches a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Boom I tries a volley of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Balanced scores with a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Boom I throws a left right to the chest, but Balanced steps aside and laughs.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced throws a pair of nice blows to the chest.
-Boom I tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Boom I throws a series of right blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Balanced lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
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-Balanced tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but Boom I blocks.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced pummels Boom I with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced pounds Boom I with a barrage of nice punches to the chin. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 22 of 38 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 3 of 24 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 67-66
Balanced grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 8
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Balanced lands a pair of stinging punches to the temple!! Balanced strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Boom I collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Balanced grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 7: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 7: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 7: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist wins by a technical knockout!
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