Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) The Best Bangz defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Monday, June 23, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 92 pounds (42 kilograms) is The Best Bangz!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bangz covers up.
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+Bangz smacks Dorkness 1 with a off balance right to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of heavy punches to the face. Bangz is hurt!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of left punches to the head, but misses.
+Dorkness 1 pounds Bangz with a barrage of stiff blows to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a powerful hook and Bangz drops like a stone!!
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Bangz struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Bangz with a volley of combinations to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 staggers Bangz with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Bangz with a series of painful blows to the eye.
+Bangz thumps Dorkness 1 with a flurry of shots to the head.
+Bangz hits with a jab to the temple. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a series of furious shots to the eye. Bangz shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkness 1 lands a powerful right smash to the jaw and Bangz goes over backwards!!
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Bangz struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Bangz with a low blow! This is unbelievable!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 23 of 31 punches, and The Best Bangz landed 7 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-7
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Bangz doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bangz covers up.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of punches to the chest, but Bangz ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a right cross to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Bangz belts Dorkness 1 with a pair of shots to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Bangz with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches, and The Best Bangz landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-16
Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Bangz doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bangz covers up.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of combinations to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Bangz lands a volley of nasty punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat. Bangz attacks like a wild man! Dorkness 1 collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
The Best Bangz wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Bangz doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
The Best Bangz wins by a technical knockout!
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