Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Rosion defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Wednesday, May 14, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Rosion!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Rosion covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Rosion ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 5 whacks Rosion with a flurry of stinging combinations to the nose.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a pair of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 5 paws a volley of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 5 jars Rosion with a glancing combination to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Rosion with a barrage of shots to the eye.
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+Dorkness 5 lands Rosion with a head butt! The audience is howling!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rosion landed 5 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9
Rosion doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
ROUND 2
Rosion covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 paws a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Rosion ducks.
-Dorkness 5 launches a series of right shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 5 jolts Rosion with a pair of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rosion landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 6 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-18
Rosion doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 3
Rosion covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Rosion fires a volley of punches to the eye!
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but Rosion quickly backs away.
+Rosion rocks Dorkness 5 with a flurry of hard shots to the face. Rosion attacks like a wild man! Dorkness 5 starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Rosion wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Rosion doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Rosion wins by a technical knockout!
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