| Public Fight Report 
        
            (Super-Welterweight) Harold Johnson defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Thursday, December 19, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
 In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Harold Johnson!!
 
 The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
 
 ROUND 1
 
 Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
 Johnson covers up.
 
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 -Tutu! lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Johnson backs out of it.
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 -Tutu! attempts a jab to the chest, but falls short.
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 +Tutu! hits with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.   Johnson doesn't notice.
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 -Tutu! tries to land a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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 -Tutu! probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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 BELL
 
 According to the commentator:
 
 Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 33 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.
 
 Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
 
 Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9
 
 
 Tutu! looks exhausted.
 
 Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
 
 
 
 ROUND 2
 
 Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
 Johnson covers up.
 
 -Tutu! tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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 -Tutu! tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but Johnson blocks.
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 -Tutu! probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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 -Tutu! paws a series of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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 BELL
 
 According to the commentator:
 
 Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 23 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.
 
 Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
 
 Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18
 
 
 Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.
 
 Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
 
 
 
 ROUND 3
 
 Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
 Johnson covers up.
 
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 -Tutu! tries to land a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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 -Tutu! throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Johnson takes it in the forearms.
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 -Tutu! throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Johnson deftly avoits it.
 +Johnson throws a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.    Johnson strikes, and hits again, and again, and again ..  Tutu! seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
 Harold Johnson wins by a Knock Out!!
 
 BELL
 Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.
 
 Johnson is obviously tired.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
 
 Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
 Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
 
 
 Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
 
 Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
 Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
 
 
 Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
 
 Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
 Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
 
 Harold Johnson wins by a technical knockout!
 
 
 
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