| Public Fight Report 
        
            (Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated BAMF FeathaWizzle 2 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, June 26, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
 In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is BAMF FeathaWizzle 2!!
 
 The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
 
 ROUND 1
 
 Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
 Feathawizzle 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 
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 +Feathawizzle 2 hits with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach!
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 Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Feathawizzle 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 +Dorkness 5 jolts Feathawizzle 2 with a barrage of glancing shots to the head.
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 -Feathawizzle 2 tries a volley of blows to the chest, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
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 +Feathawizzle 2 jars Dorkness 5 with a low blow!   The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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 +Dorkness 5 throws a series of combinations to the eye.
 Dorkness 5 lands a resounding right hook and Feathawizzle 2 falls to the canvas!!
 
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 Feathawizzle 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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 +Dorkness 5 tattoos Feathawizzle 2 with a loud jab to the mouth.
 Dorkness 5 lands a quick haymaker and Feathawizzle 2 falls senseless!!
 
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 He's Out!
 Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
 
 BELL
 Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.
 
 Feathawizzle 2 is obviously tired.  He has swelling above the right eye.  He has a bloody mouth.
 
 
 
 
 
 Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!
 
 
 
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