| Public Fight Report 
        
            (Welterweight) Welter Dork Boom I defeated Darold "Causing Panic Hispanic" Beck by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Thursday, May 2, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Welter Dork Boom I!!
 In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is Darold "Causing Panic Hispanic" Beck!!
 
 The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
 
 ROUND 1
 
 Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 Causing Panic Hispanic fights inside. (inside)
 
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 Causing Panic Hispanic tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 +Boom I pops Causing Panic Hispanic with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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 Causing Panic Hispanic tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 -Causing Panic Hispanic charges with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
 +Causing Panic Hispanic thumps Boom I with a volley of stiff blows to the nose.
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 -Boom I fires a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
 +Causing Panic Hispanic drills Boom I with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
 Causing Panic Hispanic lands a vicious cross to the jaw and Boom I goes over backwards!!
 
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 Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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 +Boom I drills Causing Panic Hispanic with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.   Causing Panic Hispanic sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
 Causing Panic Hispanic tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
 +Boom I hits with a glancing left to the solar plexus.
 Boom I lands a cruel right haymaker and Causing Panic Hispanic goes down!!
 
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 He's Out!
 Welter Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
 
 BELL
 Boom I collapses limply onto his stool.
 
 Causing Panic Hispanic can't remember which corner is his.  He has swelling above the left eye.
 
 
 
 
 
 Welter Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
 
 
 
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