Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated &slap # pow by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Friday, August 25, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 107 pounds (49 kilograms) is &slap # pow!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Slammer covers up.
Slap is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Slap lands a glancing cross to the nose. Slammer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Slap jolts Slammer with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
+Slap jolts Slammer with a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
-Slammer tries to land a uppercut to the chin, but Slap blocks.
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-Slap attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Slap belts Slammer with a vicious jab to the jaw. Slammer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and &slap # pow landed 18 of 32 punches.
&slap # pow won the round 10-9
&slap # pow is winning the fight 10-9
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slap is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Slammer covers up.
Slap is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Slap launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
-Slap probes with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Slap hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
+Slap hurts Slammer with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Slap probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Slammer steps aside.
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+Slap annoys Slammer with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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-Slammer probes with a hook to the face, but Slap backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and &slap # pow landed 13 of 32 punches.
&slap # pow won the round 10-9
&slap # pow is winning the fight 20-18
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slap collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Slammer covers up.
Slap is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Slap attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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+Slammer connects with a flurry of stinging blows to the mouth. Slap quickly recovers. Slammer smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Slap can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slap can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: &slap # pow 10-9
Round 2: &slap # pow 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: &slap # pow 10-9
Round 2: &slap # pow 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: &slap # pow 10-9
Round 2: &slap # pow 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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