Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated BAMF Strawizzle 2 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, June 26, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 2!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Strawizzle 2 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
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+Boom I throws a volley of combinations to the temple.
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+Boom I hits Strawizzle 2 with a right to the chin. Strawizzle 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Boom I lands a crashing punch in the nose and Strawizzle 2 lands flat on his back!!
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Strawizzle 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I staggers Strawizzle 2 with a volley of commanding combinations to the head!
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+Strawizzle 2 connects with a series of mean blows to the chest. Boom I is hurt!
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+Boom I hits with a pair of solid punches to the chin.
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+Boom I whacks Strawizzle 2 with a roundhouse to the temple!
+Strawizzle 2 drills Boom I with a roundhouse to the stomach.
Strawizzle 2 lands a vicious right uppercut and Boom I drops like a stone!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Strawizzle 2 hits with a pair of heavy punches to the chest!!
Strawizzle 2 lands a beautiful hook and Boom I is flattened!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I annoys Strawizzle 2 with a barrage of glancing punches to the head.
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+Boom I pops Strawizzle 2 with a barrage of blows to the chin.
Boom I lands a cruel haymaker and Strawizzle 2 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Strawizzle 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye.
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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