| Public Fight Report 
        
            (Super-Lightweight) Anal Thrust defeated Mike "El Timble" McBee by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Thursday, June 22, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 139 pounds (63 kilograms) is Mike "El Timble" McBee!!
 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Anal Thrust!!
 
 The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
 
 ROUND 1
 
 El Timble fights inside. (inside)
 Thrust clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 
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 El Timble tries to attack, but Thrust hangs on until the referee separates them.
 El Timble tries to attack, but Thrust hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 +Thrust shakes El Timble with a flurry of quick shots to the temple!
 Thrust lands a vicious punch in the nose and El Timble is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
 
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 El Timble struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
 +Thrust suprises El Timble with a stiff right to the chin!
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 +Thrust wakes up the fans with a series of painful shots to the jaw.
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 +Thrust attacks with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
 +El Timble backs up Thrust with a volley of punches to the chin.
 El Timble lands a cruel uppercut and Thrust's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
 
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 Thrust struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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 +Thrust pounds El Timble with a flurry of light shots to the mouth.
 Thrust lands a vicious cross to the jaw and El Timble's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
 
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 He's Out!
 Anal Thrust wins by a Knock Out!!
 
 BELL
 El Timble collapses limply onto his stool.  He has serious cut below the right eye.  He has cut below the left eye.  He has swelling above the right eye.
 
 Thrust can't remember which corner is his.
 
 
 
 
 
 Anal Thrust wins by a knockout!
 
 
 
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