Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated BAMF Strawizzle 2 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, June 19, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 2!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Strawizzle 2 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Strawizzle 2 launches a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Boom I escapes.
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+Boom I pokes Strawizzle 2 with a hook to the jaw.
+Strawizzle 2 lands a volley of punches to the stomach. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
Strawizzle 2 lands a sudden uppercut and Boom I falls senseless!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I pounds Strawizzle 2 with a flurry of combinations to the temple!!
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+Boom I suprises Strawizzle 2 with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw. Strawizzle 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Boom I lands a furious cross to the jaw.
-Strawizzle 2 lashes out with a right combination to the chest, but Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
+Boom I suprises Strawizzle 2 with a barrage of punches to the head!! Strawizzle 2 backpedals to his own corner.
Boom I lands a brutal left smash to the jaw and Strawizzle 2's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Strawizzle 2 is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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