| Public Fight Report 
        
            (Featherweight) Mike "Machine Gun" Watkins defeated WTFH!!! by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, December 7, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is Mike "Machine Gun" Watkins!!
 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 97 pounds (44 kilograms) is WTFH!!!!!
 
 The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
 
 ROUND 1
 
 Machine Gun fights inside. (inside)
 Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
 
 +Wtfh!!! strikes with a flurry of stiff shots to the jaw.
 +Machine Gun throws a pair of mean blows to the solar plexus.
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 +Machine Gun smashes Wtfh!!! with a vicious hook to the temple.
 +Machine Gun jars Wtfh!!! with a series of quick shots to the head.
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 +Wtfh!!! hits with Machine Gun with an illegal kidney punch!   The audience is howling!
 -Machine Gun probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
 +Machine Gun annoys Wtfh!!! with a glancing cross to the stomach.
 +Wtfh!!! tosses a flurry of stiff blows to the chin.
 Wtfh!!! lands a crashing haymaker and Machine Gun goes down!!
 
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 Machine Gun struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
 Machine Gun tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
 
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 -Machine Gun tries to land a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
 +Machine Gun pounds Wtfh!!! with a flurry of wild shots to the jaw.
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 +Wtfh!!! whacks Machine Gun with a series of glancing blows to the mouth!
 Wtfh!!! lands a resounding left punch in the nose and Machine Gun bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
 
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 Machine Gun struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
 +Machine Gun lands a pair of furious shots to the chin!   Wtfh!!! laughs!
 Machine Gun lands a vicious right punch in the nose and Wtfh!!!'s mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
 
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 Wtfh!!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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 +Machine Gun jolts Wtfh!!! with a commanding uppercut to the head.
 Machine Gun tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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 Machine Gun tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
 +Machine Gun nails Wtfh!!! with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.   Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
 Machine Gun lands a blood spattering smash to the jaw and Wtfh!!!'s legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
 
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 He's Out!
 Mike "Machine Gun" Watkins wins by a Knock Out!!
 
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 Machine Gun grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.  He has a bloody lip.
 
 Wtfh!!! receives medical attention from his trainer.
 
 
 
 
 
 Mike "Machine Gun" Watkins wins by a knockout!
 
 
 
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