Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, October 24, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 80 pounds (36 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Patrick attempts a series of left combinations to the eye, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a flurry of stinging combinations to the eye.
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-Patrick paws a straight right to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a left roundhouse to the temple, but Patrick stays away from it.
+Dorkness 1 connects with a series of nice combinations to the eye. Patrick quickly recovers.
+Dorkness 1 tosses a series of painful combinations to the face!
Dorkness 1 lands a decisive right smash to the jaw and Patrick drops like a stone!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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