Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Lord of Shatterskull Pass by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, September 19, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 99 pounds (45 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Straw throws a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lord wallops Straw with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
+Lord tattoos Straw with a barrage of nasty shots to the mouth.
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+Straw jars Lord with a flurry of heavy blows to the chest. Lord doesn't notice.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw pummels Lord with a pair of shots to the chest. Lord seems wobbly!
Straw lands a tremendous hook and Lord is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Lord can't remember which corner is his.
Straw is obviously tired.
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!
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