Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) ."Lady KnockOut". defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, September 27, 2021In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is ."Lady KnockOut".!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Lady Knockout backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the chin, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of right punches to the face, but Lady Knockout steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Lady Knockout with a flurry of stinging combinations to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of right combinations to the chin, but Lady Knockout leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of commanding blows to the jaw!
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Lady Knockout with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Lady Knockout hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
."Lady KnockOut". landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Lady Knockout doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.
ROUND 2
Lady Knockout backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Lady Knockout nails Dorkness 1 with a pair of loud punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Lady Knockout catches Dorkness 1 with a wild roundhouse to the solar plexus!
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+Lady Knockout wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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+Lady Knockout connects with a barrage of punches to the chest! Dorkness 1 gets mad! Lady Knockout drops his guard and pounds away! Dorkness 1 falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
."Lady KnockOut". wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Lady Knockout doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
."Lady KnockOut". wins by a technical knockout!
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