Public Fight Report
(Super-Bantamweight) Joe "Satch" Satriani defeated BOT-205153 by knockout (KO) in round 6.Match Tuesday, July 6, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Joe "Satch" Satriani!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is BOT-205153!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Satch is brawling. (inside)
Bot-205153 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Satch tries to land a left cross to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Bot-205153 thumps Satch with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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+Bot-205153 whacks Satch with a volley of commanding blows to the solar plexus!!
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+Satch suprises Bot-205153 with a barrage of furious blows to the nose.
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+Satch hits with a series of mean punches to the nose.
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+Satch tags Bot-205153 with a flurry of powerful blows to the face.
-Satch tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Bot-205153 fires a volley of quick punches to the chest!!
-Satch lunges with a barrage of left shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot-205153 tattoos Satch with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Bot-205153 shakes Satch with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
+Satch smacks Bot-205153 with a volley of stinging blows to the nose. Bot-205153 seems wobbly!
+Bot-205153 hammers Satch with a nice right to the head.
-Satch probes with a series of blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 18 of 37 punches, and BOT-205153 landed 32 of 32 punches.
BOT-205153 won the round 10-9
BOT-205153 is winning the fight 10-9
Satch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-205153 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 2
Satch is brawling. (inside)
Bot-205153 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bot-205153 stuns Satch with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw. Satch doesn't seem bothered.
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+Satch stuns Bot-205153 with a nasty roundhouse to the head.
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-Satch launches a volley of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Satch lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Bot-205153 hammers Satch with a commanding jab to the temple. Satch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Satch probes with a series of left punches to the face, but Bot-205153 ties him up.
-Satch paws a flurry of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Satch probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Bot-205153 shakes Satch with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Satch tags Bot-205153 with a series of shots to the temple. Bot-205153 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Bot-205153 hits Satch with a commanding jab to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-205153 slams Satch with a glancing right to the solar plexus!
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+Bot-205153 stuns Satch with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Bot-205153 punches Satch with a volley of punches to the face. Satch doesn't notice.
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+Satch hits with a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 17 of 41 punches, and BOT-205153 landed 31 of 33 punches.
BOT-205153 won the round 10-9
BOT-205153 is winning the fight 20-18
Satch doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-205153 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 3
Satch is brawling. (inside)
Bot-205153 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Satch fires a series of stiff blows to the mouth.
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+Bot-205153 lashes out with a off balance straight right to the jaw. Satch covers up.
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+Bot-205153 solidly lands a volley of stiff punches to the mouth. Satch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Satch throws a barrage of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bot-205153 hits with a roundhouse to the solar plexus!! Satch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Satch punches Bot-205153 with a series of punches to the head.
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+Bot-205153 throws a volley of furious punches to the face.
+Bot-205153 throws a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Satch lashes out with a pair of blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Satch shakes Bot-205153 with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
+Bot-205153 wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Satch fires a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Bot-205153 quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 18 of 37 punches, and BOT-205153 landed 34 of 34 punches.
BOT-205153 won the round 10-9
BOT-205153 is winning the fight 30-27
Satch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-205153 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 4
Satch is brawling. (inside)
Bot-205153 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Satch grazes Bot-205153 with a pair of quick blows to the temple! Bot-205153 doesn't notice.
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-Satch fires a flurry of left blows to the eye, but Bot-205153 escapes.
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+Bot-205153 tattoos Satch with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Satch doesn't seem bothered.
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+Satch shakes Bot-205153 with a roundhouse to the face.
Satch lands a lightning haymaker and Bot-205153 goes down!!
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Bot-205153 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bot-205153 throws a flurry of vicious punches to the nose. Satch covers up.
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+Satch hits with a barrage of stinging shots to the nose.
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+Bot-205153 annoys Satch with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Satch connects with a volley of hard shots to the face! Bot-205153 falls against the ropes!
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+Bot-205153 solidly lands a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Satch probes with a flurry of right blows to the face, but Bot-205153 ties him up.
-Satch fires a cross to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Bot-205153 suprises Satch with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Bot-205153 throws a barrage of hard blows to the head. Satch gets mad!
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+Bot-205153 pokes Satch with a pair of nasty shots to the chin.
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+Bot-205153 connects with a light cross to the chest.
+Bot-205153 attacks with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 18 of 40 punches, and BOT-205153 landed 39 of 40 punches.
Joe "Satch" Satriani won the round 10-8
BOT-205153 is winning the fight 38-37
Satch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-205153 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 5
Satch is brawling. (inside)
Bot-205153 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Bot-205153 jolts Satch with a jab to the temple.
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+Bot-205153 lands a roundhouse to the chest.
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+Bot-205153 lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Bot-205153 smashes Satch with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
+Bot-205153 lands a barrage of nice punches to the eye.
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+Bot-205153 tags Satch with a volley of furious shots to the eye.
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+Satch punches Bot-205153 with a pair of commanding blows to the nose.
Satch lands a well placed smash to the jaw and Bot-205153 hurtles to the canvas!!
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Bot-205153 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Satch fires a hook to the head, but Bot-205153 ducks just in time.
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-Satch tries to land a barrage of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Bot-205153 throws a pair of quick shots to the stomach.
+Bot-205153 catches Satch with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus. Satch doesn't notice.
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+Bot-205153 lands a volley of hard shots to the chin!
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+Satch hurts Bot-205153 with a series of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Satch fires a volley of painful blows to the nose.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Satch" Satriani landed 20 of 40 punches, and BOT-205153 landed 55 of 55 punches.
Joe "Satch" Satriani won the round 10-8
Joe "Satch" Satriani is winning the fight 47-46
Satch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-205153 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 6
Satch is brawling. (inside)
Bot-205153 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Satch paws a right hook to the jaw, but Bot-205153 stays away from it.
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+Bot-205153 throws a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Satch backs up Bot-205153 with a pair of nice shots to the jaw.
+Bot-205153 tags Satch with a pair of commanding shots to the face. Satch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Satch fires a barrage of punches to the face! Bot-205153 beats a hasty retreat.
Satch lands a terrific cross to the jaw and Bot-205153's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Bot-205153 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Satch throws a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Satch tags Bot-205153 with a flurry of light shots to the eye.
-Satch lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but Bot-205153 quickly backs away.
+Satch pops Bot-205153 with a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
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+Satch attacks with a series of punches to the jaw. Bot-205153 doesn't notice.
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+Bot-205153 annoys Satch with a series of punches to the chest! Satch shakes his head to clear it.
+Bot-205153 attacks with a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
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+Bot-205153 rocks Satch with a barrage of shots to the jaw. Satch gets mad!
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+Bot-205153 fires a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Bot-205153 takes charge with a series of painful punches to the eye.
+Satch whacks Bot-205153 with a series of blows to the head.
Satch lands a crashing hook and Bot-205153's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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He's Out!
Joe "Satch" Satriani wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Satch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-205153 is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: BOT-205153 10-9
Round 2: BOT-205153 10-9
Round 3: BOT-205153 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-8
Round 5: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-9
Round 2: BOT-205153 10-9
Round 3: BOT-205153 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-8
Round 5: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-8
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: BOT-205153 10-9
Round 2: BOT-205153 10-9
Round 3: BOT-205153 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-8
Round 5: Joe "Satch" Satriani 10-8
Joe "Satch" Satriani wins by a knockout!
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