Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Cheez the Dork by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Monday, April 13, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Cheez the Dork!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 2 jolts Cheez with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Cheez tattoos Dorkness 2 with a barrage of shots to the face.
Cheez lands a terrific left haymaker and Dorkness 2 drops like a stone!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Cheez belts Dorkness 2 with a volley of shots to the nose. Dorkness 2 doesn't seem bothered.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez tags Dorkness 2 with a nasty uppercut to the nose. Dorkness 2 laughs!
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+Cheez rocks Dorkness 2 with a flurry of strong blows to the head. Dorkness 2 quickly recovers.
Cheez lands a sudden left blow to the head and Dorkness 2's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 annoys Cheez with a flurry of mean blows to the ribs.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 clocks Cheez with a furious hook to the chest.
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+Dorkness 2 scores with a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Cheez is hurt!
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 hits Cheez with a barrage of nice shots to the stomach. Cheez retreats to the far corner.
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The fighters study each other.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez belts Dorkness 2 with a loud hook to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 24 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 18 of 24 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-7
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 10-7
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.
Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 tags Cheez with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez punches Dorkness 2 with a pair of wild blows to the stomach.
+Dorkness 2 hits with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a flurry of left blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but Cheez escapes.
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+Cheez attacks with a stiff roundhouse to the stomach.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez stuns Dorkness 2 with a barrage of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez launches a barrage of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 25 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 16 of 24 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 20-16
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.
Cheez is slowing down.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Cheez pokes Dorkness 2 with a vicious uppercut to the solar plexus.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 hits Cheez with a series of shots to the stomach.
+Cheez hits with a volley of powerful shots to the chest.
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+Cheez lands a barrage of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 hides behind his gloves.
-Cheez attempts a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 2 tosses a volley of shots to the ribs.
Dorkness 2 lands a decisive punch in the nose and Cheez's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Cheez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 2 grazes Cheez with a volley of furious blows to the stomach.
Dorkness 2 lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and Cheez lands flat on his back!!
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Cheez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a volley of hard punches to the stomach! Cheez gets mad!
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 hurts Cheez with a series of wild shots to the chest. Cheez gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 14 of 24 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 12 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-7
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 27-26
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.
Cheez receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 2 solidly lands a flurry of shots to the chest. Cheez hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Dorkness 2 smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Cheez begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.
Cheez can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheez the Dork 10-7
Round 2: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheez the Dork 10-7
Round 2: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-7
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheez the Dork 10-7
Round 2: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-7
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a technical knockout!
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