Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Cheez the Dork by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Monday, March 16, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Cheez the Dork!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a barrage of off balance shots to the stomach.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 tosses a series of shots to the ribs.
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+Cheez pokes Dorkness 2 with a pair of hard blows to the nose.
Cheez lands a resounding haymaker and Dorkness 2 hurtles to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Cheez attacks with a flurry of blows to the chin.
+Cheez grazes Dorkness 2 with a series of shots to the jaw.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez smacks Dorkness 2 with a series of punches to the chin.
Cheez lands a resounding right uppercut and Dorkness 2 falls senseless!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 tosses a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a series of punches to the chest!
+Cheez attacks with a flurry of punches to the face. Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 19 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 22 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-7
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 10-7
Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez fires a series of blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 ducks.
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+Cheez rocks Dorkness 2 with a nasty right to the stomach.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 thumps Cheez with a barrage of off balance shots to the solar plexus. Cheez sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Cheez staggers Dorkness 2 with a painful hook to the ribs!
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 lashes out with a series of stinging shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez drills Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Cheez covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 18 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 24 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 20-16
Cheez is slowing down.
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Cheez with a series of shots to the ribs.
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+Cheez hits with a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Cheez wallops Dorkness 2 with a pair of stinging blows to the stomach! Dorkness 2 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Cheez annoys Dorkness 2 with a barrage of mean shots to the ribs.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 wakes up the fans with a glancing right to the stomach.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 14 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 29-26
Cheez collapses limply onto his stool.
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Cheez sneers "Is that the best you can do?" Dorkness 2 sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Cheez's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Cheez can't remember which corner is his.
Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheez the Dork 10-7
Round 2: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheez the Dork 10-7
Round 2: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheez the Dork 10-7
Round 2: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a technical knockout!
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