Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Cheez the Dork by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Monday, January 27, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Cheez the Dork!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 backs up Cheez with a volley of glancing shots to the stomach!
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a barrage of stinging blows to the stomach!!
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 hits with a pair of blows to the stomach.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 drills Cheez with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach!
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez probes with a cross to the head, but Dorkness 2 ducks.
+Cheez thumps Dorkness 2 with a volley of loud shots to the chin.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez lands a glancing left to the chin. Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
Cheez lands a ferocious right punch in the nose and Dorkness 2 collapses!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Cheez rocks Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Cheez throws a solid left to the head.
Cheez lands a sudden blow to the head and Dorkness 2 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez hammers Dorkness 2 with a pair of blows to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 18 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 24 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-7
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 10-7
Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Cheez hits with a stinging hook to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Cheez takes it in the forearms.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 staggers Cheez with a pair of vicious blows to the chest.
+Cheez tosses a flurry of blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez connects with a volley of blows to the chest.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 lashes out with a barrage of stinging blows to the ribs. Cheez grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a left left to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 17 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 25 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 20-16
Cheez is obviously tired.
Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Cheez belts Dorkness 2 with a barrage of mean blows to the stomach.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Cheez leaps aside.
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+Cheez pops Dorkness 2 with a series of shots to the chest. Dorkness 2 laughs!
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 steps aside.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a flurry of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 shakes Cheez with a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
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+Cheez throws a barrage of hard shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 18 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 14 of 24 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 30-25
Cheez is slowing down.
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye.
ROUND 4
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 2 lands a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez punches Dorkness 2 with a vicious uppercut to the chest. Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
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+Cheez annoys Dorkness 2 with a flurry of strong shots to the chest.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Cheez ducks.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez lashes out with a pair of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 throws a series of punches to the stomach!! Cheez sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Cheez hits with a series of quick punches to the ribs. Dorkness 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 tags Cheez with a stiff jab to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a flurry of quick blows to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 16 of 37 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 39-35
Cheez collapses limply onto his stool.
Dorkness 2 is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye.
ROUND 5
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 whacks Cheez with a series of nasty punches to the ribs. Cheez ignores it.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 tosses a pair of loud blows to the ribs!! Cheez beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkness 2 lands a bone crushing left blow to the head and Cheez is flattened!!
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Cheez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Cheez paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Cheez lands a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 doesn't seem bothered.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 solidly lands a flurry of mean shots to the chest.
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+Cheez wakes up the fans with a flurry of painful blows to the solar plexus.
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-Cheez probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Cheez sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a hook to the solar plexus.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 jolts Cheez with a volley of blows to the ribs. Cheez hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 hits with a vicious right to the ribs. Cheez sneers "Is that the best you can do?" Dorkness 2 is jabbing and laughing! Cheez collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Cheez can't remember which corner is his.
Dorkness 2 is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheez the Dork 10-7
Round 2: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 3: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheez the Dork 10-7
Round 2: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 3: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheez the Dork 10-7
Round 2: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 3: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a technical knockout!
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