Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Cheez the Dork defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Monday, January 6, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Cheez the Dork!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez punches Dorkness 2 with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Cheez narrowly avoids it
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 nails Cheez with a pair of quick blows to the ribs.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez rocks Dorkness 2 with a heavy cross to the head.
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+Cheez lashes out with a flurry of quick shots to the temple.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 nails Cheez with a flurry of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 2 tags Cheez with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Cheez hits with a pair of punches to the chin!
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+Cheez hurts Dorkness 2 with a volley of off balance blows to the face.
Cheez lands a cruel right punch in the nose and Dorkness 2 hurtles to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 strikes with a strong hook to the solar plexus. Cheez hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Cheez hits with a series of nasty blows to the eye.
Cheez lands a quick right blow to the head and Dorkness 2's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 2 pokes Cheez with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 20 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 23 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-7
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 10-7
Cheez doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Dorkness 2 probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Cheez backs out of it.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez tries a pair of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez hits Dorkness 2 with a barrage of hard shots to the solar plexus.
+Cheez hits with a series of commanding punches to the stomach!
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+Cheez annoys Dorkness 2 with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest!
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 rocks Cheez with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Cheez covers up.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 solidly lands a powerful uppercut to the stomach. Cheez ignores it.
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+Dorkness 2 jolts Cheez with a volley of nasty shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 17 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 14 of 24 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 20-16
Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez grazes Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Cheez smashes Dorkness 2 with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 2 falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Cheez ties him up.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Cheez with a volley of quick punches to the ribs. Cheez shakes his head to clear it.
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-Cheez charges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 16 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 12 of 25 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 30-25
Cheez is obviously tired.
Dorkness 2 is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Cheez wallops Dorkness 2 with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez pokes Dorkness 2 with a barrage of stinging shots to the stomach.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 hits with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 2 scores with Cheez with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez drills Dorkness 2 with a barrage of glancing shots to the chest.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez grazes Dorkness 2 with a cross to the ribs.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 tags Cheez with a vicious uppercut to the chest.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 22 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 24 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 40-34
Cheez is slowing down.
Dorkness 2 is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Cheez tattoos Dorkness 2 with a flurry of loud shots to the stomach!
-Cheez launches a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 narrowly avoids it
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 2 suprises Cheez with a stinging left to the stomach. Cheez backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a hook to the chest, but Cheez quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a left hook to the chest, but falls short.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the head.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a series of right shots to the ribs, but Cheez ducks just in time.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 catches Cheez with a barrage of wild shots to the stomach. Cheez doesn't seem bothered.
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+Cheez throws a series of stiff shots to the chest. Dorkness 2 backpedals to his own corner.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Cheez tags Dorkness 2 with a wild cross to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
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-Cheez tries a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Dorkness 2 leaps aside.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 22 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 36 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 50-43
Cheez looks exhausted.
Dorkness 2 looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Cheez probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but Dorkness 2 steps aside.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a pair of blows to the chest, but Cheez ties him up.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 pounds Cheez with a volley of furious shots to the stomach. Cheez doesn't seem bothered.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a series of shots to the ribs, but Cheez steps aside and laughs.
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+Cheez belts Dorkness 2 with a series of off balance punches to the ribs. Dorkness 2 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Cheez attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 backs out of it.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez slams Dorkness 2 with a pair of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of right blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 2 shakes Cheez with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Cheez hits with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 2 rocks Cheez with a strong right to the stomach!! Cheez hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 19 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 41 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 60-52
Cheez looks exhausted.
Dorkness 2 looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Cheez fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 2 is brawling. (inside)
-Cheez probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
+Cheez hits Dorkness 2 with a barrage of solid blows to the chin.
+Cheez tags Dorkness 2 with a flurry of off balance shots to the face.
+Cheez grazes Dorkness 2 with a hook to the eye. Dorkness 2 seems wobbly!
Cheez lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Dorkness 2 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Cheez the Dork wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Cheez receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheez the Dork 10-7
Round 2: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 3: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 4: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 5: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 6: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheez the Dork 10-7
Round 2: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 3: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 4: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 5: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 6: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheez the Dork 10-7
Round 2: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 3: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 4: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 5: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 6: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Cheez the Dork wins by a knockout!
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