Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, December 16, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Boom I fires a series of punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters swap combinations to the eye.
+Boom I wallops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of light punches to the nose! Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
+Boom I rocks Dorkness 1 with a sweeping right to the temple.
Boom I lands a bone crushing smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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