Public Fight Report
(Super-Lightweight) Commie Bastard defeated BOT-172476 by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Tuesday, May 15, 2018In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 139 pounds (63 kilograms) is Commie Bastard!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 138 pounds (63 kilograms) is BOT-172476!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Bastard probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot-172476 stuns Bastard with a volley of punches to the nose. Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Bastard throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but Bot-172476 ties him up.
-Bastard lashes out with a series of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+Bastard scores with a barrage of hard punches to the eye.
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-Bastard attempts a sweeping right to the chin, but Bot-172476 blocks.
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-Bastard attempts a left roundhouse to the stomach, but falls short.
+Bastard throws a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Bot-172476 hurts Bastard with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye.
+Bot-172476 suprises Bastard with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
+Bastard throws a barrage of quick punches to the jaw.
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-Bastard fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-172476 covers himself well.
+Bastard connects with a flurry of glancing punches to the face.
+Bastard stuns Bot-172476 with a volley of loud punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 35 of 67 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 19 of 24 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 10-9
Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-172476 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bastard fires a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Bastard solidly lands a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-172476 probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Bot-172476 hits with a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
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+Bastard throws a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach. Bot-172476 falls against the ropes!
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-Bastard fires a jab to the chest, but goes wide.
-Bastard launches a right cross to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Bot-172476 attacks with a roundhouse to the jaw.
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+Bot-172476 attacks with a volley of loud punches to the eye. Bastard falls against the ropes!
-Bastard lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Bot-172476 deftly avoits it.
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+Bot-172476 takes charge with a off balance straight right to the solar plexus!
+Bot-172476 nails Bastard with a pair of off balance punches to the face!
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-Bastard attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Bot-172476 tattoos Bastard with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 14 of 32 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 24 of 32 punches.
BOT-172476 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-172476 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Bastard tags Bot-172476 with a nasty jab to the chin.
+Bastard lashes out with a series of wild punches to the mouth!
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-Bastard attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Bastard belts Bot-172476 with a pair of off balance punches to the nose.
-Bastard charges with a pair of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Bastard suprises Bot-172476 with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Bot-172476 wakes up the fans with a pair of loud punches to the face.
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-Bastard attacks with a series of left punches to the chest, but Bot-172476 blocks.
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+Bot-172476 pummels Bastard with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Bastard whacks Bot-172476 with a volley of punches to the eye. Bot-172476 gets mad!
+Bastard wakes up the fans with a stiff jab to the stomach.
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+Bastard annoys Bot-172476 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Bastard throws a left jab to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Bastard hits with a jab to the nose.
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-Bastard tries a series of punches to the ribs, but Bot-172476 backs out of it.
-Bastard throws a series of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Bastard stuns Bot-172476 with a barrage of shots to the temple!
+Bot-172476 annoys Bastard with a volley of punches to the head. Bastard backpedals to his own corner.
+Bot-172476 smacks Bastard with a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
+Bastard nails Bot-172476 with a pair of nice punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 53 of 87 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 20 of 24 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 29-28
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-172476 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Bastard attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but Bot-172476 stays away from it.
+Bastard connects with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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-Bastard charges with a right left to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bastard fires a series of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Bastard slams Bot-172476 with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
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-Bastard lashes out with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Bot-172476 takes charge with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple. Bastard gets mad!
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-Bastard probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Bastard hits with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Bot-172476 pokes Bastard with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Bastard probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Bot-172476 drills Bastard with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Bastard paws a series of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Bastard hits with a volley of glancing punches to the nose. Bot-172476 beats a hasty retreat.
+Bastard pounds Bot-172476 with a flurry of wild punches to the chin!
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+Bastard hits Bot-172476 with a series of punches to the nose! Bot-172476 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bastard punches Bot-172476 with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Bot-172476 doesn't seem bothered.
+Bastard stuns Bot-172476 with a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
+Bot-172476 wallops Bastard with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Bot-172476 hits with a pair of blows to the mouth!
+Bastard lands a series of loud punches to the chest!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 41 of 79 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 28 of 29 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 39-37
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-172476 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Bastard attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Bastard fires a stiff jab to the ribs.
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-Bastard throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bot-172476 throws a volley of furious punches to the chin!
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-Bot-172476 throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Bastard backs out of it.
+Bastard hits Bot-172476 with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-172476 hurts Bastard with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Bot-172476 connects with a flurry of punches to the temple. Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bot-172476 staggers Bastard with a series of painful punches to the chin. Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Bastard throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Bot-172476 hits with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 13 of 32 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 27 of 33 punches.
BOT-172476 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 48-47
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-172476 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Bastard smashes Bot-172476 with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Bastard throws a pair of punches to the face, but falls short.
+Bastard lands a barrage of light punches to the eye.
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+Bot-172476 smashes Bastard with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Bot-172476 slams Bastard with a volley of punches to the nose. Bastard is hurt!
-Bastard throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Bot-172476 narrowly avoids it
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-Bastard fires a pair of left punches to the eye, but Bot-172476 beats a hasty retreat.
+Bastard throws a flurry of furious punches to the head. Bot-172476 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bastard solidly lands a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Bastard attempts a jab to the head, but Bot-172476 backs out of it.
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+Bot-172476 lands a barrage of punches to the ribs. Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Bastard launches a volley of left punches to the nose, but Bot-172476 takes it in the forearms.
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+Bastard smashes Bot-172476 with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Bastard staggers Bot-172476 with a series of mean punches to the face.
+Bastard tattoos Bot-172476 with a pair of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-172476 lands a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
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-Bastard probes with a straight right to the eye, but Bot-172476 quickly backs away.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 41 of 78 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 21 of 24 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 58-56
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-172476 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bot-172476 whacks Bastard with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Bastard throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
+Bastard stuns Bot-172476 with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bastard attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Bastard connects with a strong sweeping right to the chest.
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-Bastard tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-172476 hides behind his gloves.
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-Bastard paws a pair of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Bastard backs up Bot-172476 with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Bot-172476 covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 13 of 32 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 7 of 8 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 68-65
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-172476 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bot-172476 hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-172476 tries to land a jab to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Bot-172476 throws a jab to the face, but Bastard hides behind his gloves.
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-Bot-172476 lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Bot-172476 annoys Bastard with a flurry of mean punches to the chest. Bastard covers up.
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+Bot-172476 smacks Bastard with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-172476 suprises Bastard with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose. Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 4 of 8 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 26 of 40 punches.
BOT-172476 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 77-75
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-172476 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Bastard probes with a series of right punches to the face, but Bot-172476 steps aside.
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+Bot-172476 annoys Bastard with a volley of commanding punches to the chin! Bastard doesn't notice.
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+Bot-172476 punches Bastard with a powerful jab to the face.
+Bot-172476 stuns Bastard with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
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+Bot-172476 backs up Bastard with a heavy roundhouse to the temple. Bastard quickly recovers.
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-Bastard launches a flurry of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Bot-172476 tries a volley of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-Bot-172476 throws a series of punches to the nose, but Bastard deftly avoits it.
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+Bastard jars Bot-172476 with a stinging jab to the jaw!
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+Bot-172476 hammers Bastard with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Bastard pokes Bot-172476 with a series of punches to the mouth!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 15 of 33 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 31 of 41 punches.
BOT-172476 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 86-85
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-172476 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bot-172476 stuns Bastard with a volley of punches to the face.
-Bastard throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Bot-172476 takes it in the forearms.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Bastard hits Bot-172476 with a volley of punches to the face.
-Bastard probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Bastard lands a series of punches to the face. Bot-172476 grimaces in pain.
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-Bastard fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bastard hits with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
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+Bastard clocks Bot-172476 with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Bastard annoys Bot-172476 with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
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+Bastard rocks Bot-172476 with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Bastard tags Bot-172476 with a volley of light punches to the chin!!
-Bastard fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-172476 quickly backs away.
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-Bastard probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bastard hits with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach. Bot-172476 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Bot-172476 paws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Bot-172476 fires a series of punches to the chin.
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-Bastard probes with a straight right to the chin, but falls short.
+Bastard solidly lands a series of loud punches to the temple. Bot-172476 retreats to the far corner.
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+Bot-172476 pokes Bastard with a hard cross to the eye.
+Bot-172476 smacks Bastard with a barrage of heavy punches to the head. Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bastard annoys Bot-172476 with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 52 of 92 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 31 of 39 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 96-94
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-172476 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Bastard throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Bastard throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Bot-172476 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bastard hits Bot-172476 with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-172476 clocks Bastard with a series of powerful punches to the mouth!
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+Bot-172476 fires a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Bastard attacks with a series of hard punches to the chin.
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-Bot-172476 charges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Bastard leaps aside.
+Bot-172476 throws a series of punches to the mouth.
+Bot-172476 jolts Bastard with a furious straight right to the eye.
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+Bot-172476 smacks Bastard with a series of powerful punches to the chin. Bastard covers up.
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+Bastard attacks with a barrage of light punches to the face.
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+Bot-172476 fires a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 16 of 31 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 32 of 46 punches.
BOT-172476 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 105-104
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-172476 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Bastard hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bastard throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Bot-172476 steps aside.
-Bastard lunges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Bastard probes with a series of punches to the face, but Bot-172476 ducks.
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-Bastard charges with a straight right to the temple, but Bot-172476 leaps aside.
+Bastard tattoos Bot-172476 with a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
-Bastard probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Bot-172476 grazes Bastard with a volley of punches to the jaw.
-Bastard attempts a left jab to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Bastard hits Bot-172476 with a volley of powerful punches to the head. Bot-172476 beats a hasty retreat.
+Bastard hurts Bot-172476 with a barrage of shots to the chest.
+Bastard slams Bot-172476 with a series of punches to the nose!
+Bastard lands a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus!
+Bot-172476 lands a heavy straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-172476 tags Bastard with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Bastard hits Bot-172476 with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs. Bot-172476 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Bastard attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but Bot-172476 deftly avoits it.
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+Bastard lands a series of punches to the jaw.
+Bot-172476 hits with a pair of nice punches to the chin.
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+Bot-172476 pokes Bastard with a pair of off balance punches to the eye! Bastard quickly recovers.
+Bot-172476 hammers Bastard with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw!!
+Bastard catches Bot-172476 with a series of quick shots to the eye.
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+Bot-172476 fires a flurry of quick shots to the chest! Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Bastard paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Bot-172476 backs out of it.
-Bastard fires a volley of right shots to the head, but Bot-172476 steps aside.
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+Bastard takes charge with a volley of punches to the head. Bot-172476 backpedals to his own corner.
+Bot-172476 smashes Bastard with a series of mean punches to the head.
+Bastard whacks Bot-172476 with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Bastard wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Bastard backs up Bot-172476 with a pair of off balance punches to the chin. Bot-172476 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Bastard attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Bastard hurts Bot-172476 with a series of punches to the chest.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 52 of 107 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 39 of 41 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 115-113
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-172476 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 9: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 10: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 11: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 12: Commie Bastard 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 9: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 10: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 11: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 12: Commie Bastard 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 115-113
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 9: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 10: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 11: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 12: Commie Bastard 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 115-113
Commie Bastard wins by decision!
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