| Public Fight Report 
        
            (Super-Lightweight) Innocent Bystander "Harriet The Hair Dresser" defeated Samuel River by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Thursday, September 14, 2017In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Harriet The Hair Dresser"!!
 In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is Samuel River!!
 
 The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
 
 ROUND 1
 
 Harriet The Hair Dresser is brawling. (inside)
 River comes out fighting.
 
 +Harriet The Hair Dresser hits with a volley of painful blows to the jaw!
 Harriet The Hair Dresser lands a devestating left hook and River's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
 
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 River struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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 +River drills Harriet The Hair Dresser with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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 +Harriet The Hair Dresser rocks River with a pair of stinging shots to the eye.
 Harriet The Hair Dresser lands a bone crushing hook and River falls to the canvas!!
 
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 He's Out!
 Innocent Bystander "Harriet The Hair Dresser" wins by a Knock Out!!
 
 BELL
 Harriet The Hair Dresser doesn't even want to rest!
 
 River can't remember which corner is his.  He has minor cut below the right eye.  He has serious cut below the left eye.  He has swelling above the right eye.  He has a bloody mouth.
 
 
 
 
 
 Innocent Bystander "Harriet The Hair Dresser" wins by a knockout!
 
 
 
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