Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Big Fat Slob defeated Total Mad Ownage by unanimous decision: 117-113, 116-112, 117-112.Match Saturday, July 09, 2016In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 293 pounds (133 kilograms) is Big Fat Slob!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is Total Mad Ownage!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Ownage staggers Big Fat Slob with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Big Fat Slob backs up Ownage with a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
-Ownage attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Big Fat Slob beats a hasty retreat.
-Ownage attempts a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Big Fat Slob narrowly avoids it
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+Big Fat Slob wallops Ownage with a pair of vicious punches to the head.
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+Ownage lands a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Ownage annoys Big Fat Slob with a jab to the stomach!
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Ownage wakes up the fans with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Big Fat Slob suprises Ownage with a light left to the temple.
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-Ownage lashes out with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Big Fat Slob takes it in the forearms.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Big Fat Slob tosses a pair of punches to the nose. Ownage ignores it.
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+Ownage punches Big Fat Slob with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 27 of 36 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 23 of 39 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 10-9
Big Fat Slob doesn't want to stop fighting!
Ownage doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Ownage grazes Big Fat Slob with a pair of punches to the ribs. Big Fat Slob sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Ownage lashes out with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth!!
+Ownage whacks Big Fat Slob with a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Big Fat Slob grazes Ownage with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Ownage hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Ownage hits with a volley of furious punches to the chin.
+Ownage lands a flurry of punches to the chest!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Big Fat Slob slams Ownage with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Big Fat Slob punches Ownage with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
-Ownage probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Big Fat Slob backs out of it.
+Big Fat Slob takes charge with a pair of punches to the temple!
+Big Fat Slob smacks Ownage with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
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+Ownage whacks Big Fat Slob with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Big Fat Slob lands a series of heavy punches to the head!
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+Ownage connects with a cross to the chin. Big Fat Slob doesn't seem bothered.
+Ownage rocks Big Fat Slob with a series of off balance punches to the chest.
+Big Fat Slob tags Ownage with a volley of loud punches to the face.
-Ownage attempts a jab to the chest, but Big Fat Slob takes it in the forearms.
+Big Fat Slob tattoos Ownage with a pair of solid punches to the chin.
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+Big Fat Slob tags Ownage with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Ownage solidly lands a strong jab to the jaw!
-Ownage probes with a series of punches to the eye, but Big Fat Slob steps aside.
+Ownage belts Big Fat Slob with a pair of punches to the ribs. Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Ownage punches Big Fat Slob with a glancing cross to the solar plexus.
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+Big Fat Slob punches Ownage with a flurry of punches to the face. Ownage backpedals to his own corner.
-Big Fat Slob launches a series of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 45 of 54 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 56 of 70 punches.
Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Big Fat Slob doesn't want to stop fighting!
Ownage doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Ownage throws a jab to the temple, but goes wide.
+Big Fat Slob tags Ownage with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Big Fat Slob pops Ownage with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Ownage sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Ownage scores with a volley of commanding punches to the face.
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+Ownage annoys Big Fat Slob with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Ownage fires a series of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Big Fat Slob drills Ownage with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
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+Big Fat Slob connects with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Big Fat Slob jars Ownage with a pair of punches to the chin!!
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+Ownage slams Big Fat Slob with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Ownage tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but Big Fat Slob ties him up.
+Ownage drills Big Fat Slob with a volley of vicious punches to the eye. Big Fat Slob seems wobbly!
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-Ownage lashes out with a right jab to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Big Fat Slob hits Ownage with a barrage of punches to the head. Ownage beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Ownage nails Big Fat Slob with a jab to the temple.
+Big Fat Slob lands a barrage of punches to the chest. Ownage hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Big Fat Slob tries a barrage of punches to the head, but Ownage steps aside.
+Big Fat Slob fires a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
+Big Fat Slob takes charge with a series of punches to the nose!
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+Ownage pops Big Fat Slob with a straight right to the face!
+Ownage staggers Big Fat Slob with a barrage of nice punches to the nose!
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+Ownage annoys Big Fat Slob with a volley of punches to the chest.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 49 of 59 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 52 of 69 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
Ownage doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Big Fat Slob smacks Ownage with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Big Fat Slob annoys Ownage with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Big Fat Slob clocks Ownage with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
-Big Fat Slob probes with a barrage of left shots to the eye, but misses.
+Ownage hits with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Ownage lands a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Big Fat Slob jars Ownage with a pair of heavy punches to the nose! Ownage sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Big Fat Slob fires a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
-Big Fat Slob tries to land a series of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Ownage probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Big Fat Slob backs out of it.
+Ownage hits with a volley of wild punches to the nose.
+Ownage clocks Big Fat Slob with a mean sweeping right to the chin.
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-Ownage launches a flurry of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Ownage attempts a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Big Fat Slob belts Ownage with a straight right to the jaw.
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-Ownage tries to land a series of left blows to the ribs, but misses.
+Big Fat Slob lands a volley of light punches to the head.
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+Ownage lands a barrage of nasty punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 42 of 59 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 46 of 76 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 39-38
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Ownage lashes out with a right left to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Big Fat Slob wallops Ownage with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Ownage paws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Ownage connects with a jab to the eye.
+Ownage belts Big Fat Slob with a series of heavy shots to the chin.
+Big Fat Slob thumps Ownage with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Big Fat Slob jars Ownage with a pair of glancing punches to the chest. Ownage quickly recovers.
+Big Fat Slob shakes Ownage with a flurry of loud punches to the face.
+Ownage slams Big Fat Slob with a barrage of commanding punches to the eye.
-Ownage attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Ownage hurts Big Fat Slob with a series of mean punches to the eye.
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+Big Fat Slob connects with a series of light punches to the face.
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+Ownage fires a pair of furious punches to the eye.
+Ownage rocks Big Fat Slob with a series of punches to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
-Ownage attacks with a right jab to the chest, but Big Fat Slob beats a hasty retreat.
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-Ownage lashes out with a pair of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Big Fat Slob tattoos Ownage with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
-Ownage launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+Ownage hammers Big Fat Slob with a jab to the jaw.
+Big Fat Slob rocks Ownage with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 45 of 59 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 48 of 73 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 49-47
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Big Fat Slob scores with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Big Fat Slob annoys Ownage with a flurry of punches to the jaw! Ownage hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Ownage tries to land a barrage of punches to the nose, but Big Fat Slob takes it in the forearms.
+Big Fat Slob throws a stinging jab to the temple.
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+Ownage fires a series of punches to the nose. Big Fat Slob asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Big Fat Slob throws a barrage of punches to the eye!
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-Ownage probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Ownage lands a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Big Fat Slob nails Ownage with a volley of stinging punches to the head.
+Big Fat Slob shakes Ownage with a pair of solid punches to the mouth. Ownage retreats to the far corner.
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+Ownage fires a barrage of commanding punches to the nose. Big Fat Slob falls against the ropes!
-Big Fat Slob throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Ownage ducks.
+Ownage tosses a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Ownage hurts Big Fat Slob with a series of solid punches to the temple.
+Big Fat Slob catches Ownage with a volley of hard punches to the face.
-Big Fat Slob throws a series of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Big Fat Slob drills Ownage with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye!
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+Ownage lands a series of solid punches to the mouth.
+Big Fat Slob grazes Ownage with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
-Ownage paws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Big Fat Slob stays away from it.
+Ownage tattoos Big Fat Slob with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Ownage attempts a jab to the mouth, but Big Fat Slob quickly backs away.
+Big Fat Slob stuns Ownage with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
+Ownage stuns Big Fat Slob with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 39 of 52 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 51 of 71 punches.
Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 58-57
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ownage grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Big Fat Slob hits Ownage with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs. Ownage doesn't seem bothered.
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+Big Fat Slob wallops Ownage with a hook to the eye. Ownage asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Ownage hits with a nice left to the mouth.
+Ownage tosses a pair of mean punches to the ribs. Big Fat Slob sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Ownage fires a volley of left punches to the nose, but Big Fat Slob escapes.
+Ownage tattoos Big Fat Slob with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Ownage attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Big Fat Slob steps aside and laughs.
-Big Fat Slob charges with a jab to the face, but Ownage steps aside and laughs.
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+Big Fat Slob smacks Ownage with a series of quick punches to the nose! Ownage doesn't seem bothered.
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-Ownage attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Big Fat Slob hits Ownage with a series of furious punches to the temple!
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+Big Fat Slob drills Ownage with a flurry of hard punches to the head.
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+Big Fat Slob belts Ownage with a pair of punches to the nose. Ownage asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Ownage hits Big Fat Slob with a series of painful punches to the head. Big Fat Slob beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Ownage attacks with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
+Ownage strikes with a commanding straight right to the head. Big Fat Slob grimaces in pain.
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+Ownage jars Big Fat Slob with a volley of hard punches to the ribs. Big Fat Slob seems wobbly!
+Ownage shakes Big Fat Slob with a straight right to the ribs. Big Fat Slob gets mad!
+Ownage stuns Big Fat Slob with a series of nasty punches to the face.
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-Ownage launches a pair of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Ownage throws a volley of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 42 of 54 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 49 of 72 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 68-67
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ownage grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Ownage strikes with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Ownage charges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Big Fat Slob ducks just in time.
+Ownage pops Big Fat Slob with a loud left to the ribs.
-Ownage attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Ownage tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but Big Fat Slob stays away from it.
+Big Fat Slob hits with a series of punches to the eye.
+Big Fat Slob smashes Ownage with a mean jab to the eye.
+Big Fat Slob slams Ownage with a stinging jab to the chest.
-Ownage paws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Big Fat Slob takes it in the forearms.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Ownage jars Big Fat Slob with a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Big Fat Slob slams Ownage with a volley of wild blows to the face. Ownage sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Big Fat Slob hits with a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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+Big Fat Slob suprises Ownage with a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
-Ownage probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Big Fat Slob tries a barrage of right blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Ownage clocks Big Fat Slob with a series of mean punches to the face.
+Big Fat Slob smacks Ownage with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose.
-Big Fat Slob charges with a uppercut to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Big Fat Slob jars Ownage with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Ownage attacks with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
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+Ownage fires a series of glancing punches to the nose!
+Ownage pounds Big Fat Slob with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
+Ownage stuns Big Fat Slob with a barrage of punches to the mouth!!
+Big Fat Slob lands a volley of vicious punches to the nose!!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 45 of 55 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 41 of 72 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 78-76
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ownage grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Big Fat Slob hits with a barrage of mean punches to the mouth!!
+Big Fat Slob attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Ownage sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Ownage charges with a left cross to the ribs, but Big Fat Slob stays away from it.
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-Ownage charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Big Fat Slob quickly backs away.
+Ownage hurts Big Fat Slob with a stinging jab to the eye.
+Big Fat Slob rocks Ownage with a strong jab to the mouth! Ownage backpedals to his own corner.
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+Ownage hits with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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+Ownage throws a pair of punches to the chin! Big Fat Slob seems wobbly!
+Big Fat Slob drills Ownage with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin!
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+Big Fat Slob fires a barrage of punches to the jaw. Ownage quickly recovers.
-Ownage charges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Big Fat Slob covers himself well.
+Ownage smacks Big Fat Slob with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Big Fat Slob pummels Ownage with a stiff jab to the eye.
+Ownage punches Big Fat Slob with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Ownage throws a barrage of mean blows to the temple.
-Ownage attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Big Fat Slob thumps Ownage with a left to the nose. Ownage sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Ownage punches Big Fat Slob with a loud roundhouse to the jaw.
-Ownage attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Ownage solidly lands a series of nasty punches to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Big Fat Slob fires a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Ownage smashes Big Fat Slob with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Ownage throws a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Big Fat Slob tags Ownage with a heavy sweeping right to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 56 of 59 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 38 of 73 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 88-85
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ownage grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Ownage throws a series of punches to the eye, but Big Fat Slob steps aside and laughs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
-Ownage attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Big Fat Slob covers himself well.
+Ownage throws a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Big Fat Slob pokes Ownage with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Ownage tries to land a series of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Big Fat Slob hits with a pair of nasty punches to the chest. Ownage shakes his head to clear it.
+Big Fat Slob annoys Ownage with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Big Fat Slob suprises Ownage with a volley of solid punches to the head.
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+Ownage annoys Big Fat Slob with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
-Big Fat Slob tries a barrage of punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Big Fat Slob annoys Ownage with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Big Fat Slob backs up Ownage with a glancing right to the face.
+Big Fat Slob fires a pair of hard punches to the nose.
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-Big Fat Slob attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Ownage leaps aside.
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-Big Fat Slob charges with a volley of shots to the chest, but Ownage deftly avoits it.
+Ownage stuns Big Fat Slob with a flurry of punches to the nose. Big Fat Slob sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Ownage attempts a left jab to the solar plexus, but Big Fat Slob steps aside and laughs.
+Ownage hurts Big Fat Slob with a flurry of heavy punches to the face. Big Fat Slob asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Big Fat Slob drills Ownage with a series of glancing punches to the chest! Ownage gets mad!
+Ownage pops Big Fat Slob with a series of punches to the temple!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 41 of 54 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 30 of 55 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 98-94
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ownage grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Big Fat Slob hits Ownage with a series of punches to the temple.
+Big Fat Slob jars Ownage with a pair of nice punches to the eye!!
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-Ownage paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Big Fat Slob narrowly avoids it
-Ownage launches a volley of punches to the temple, but Big Fat Slob ducks.
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+Ownage fires a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
-Big Fat Slob paws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Ownage covers himself well.
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-Ownage throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Ownage scores with a straight right to the head.
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-Ownage attempts a series of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Big Fat Slob grazes Ownage with a volley of punches to the chin. Ownage backpedals to his own corner.
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+Ownage hammers Big Fat Slob with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach! Big Fat Slob grimaces in pain.
+Ownage rocks Big Fat Slob with a pair of off balance punches to the face.
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-Ownage tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Big Fat Slob backs out of it.
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+Ownage hits with a barrage of nice punches to the head.
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-Big Fat Slob probes with a series of left punches to the head, but Ownage ducks.
-Ownage throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Ownage attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Big Fat Slob steps aside.
+Big Fat Slob connects with a barrage of loud punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 24 of 31 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 29 of 57 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 108-103
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ownage grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Ownage strikes with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
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-Ownage throws a volley of right blows to the eye, but falls short.
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-Ownage probes with a straight right to the chin, but Big Fat Slob covers himself well.
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+Big Fat Slob staggers Ownage with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Ownage seems wobbly!
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+Ownage grazes Big Fat Slob with a barrage of nasty shots to the temple. Big Fat Slob sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Ownage throws a roundhouse to the jaw, but misses.
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+Big Fat Slob strikes with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth. Ownage doesn't notice.
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+Big Fat Slob jolts Ownage with a mean cross to the face.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a pair of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a volley of glancing punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Fat Slob landed 30 of 30 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 15 of 30 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 118-112
Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ownage is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 2: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 5: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 6: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 7: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 8: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 9: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 10: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Total Score: Big Fat Slob 117-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 2: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 3: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 4: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 5: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 6: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 8: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 9: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 10: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 11: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 12: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Total Score: Big Fat Slob 116-112
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 2: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 3: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 4: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 5: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 6: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 8: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 9: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 10: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Total Score: Big Fat Slob 117-112
Big Fat Slob wins by decision!
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